(via fuckyeahloldemort)
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
The bosses and everyone on my floor are gone for the day!
*blast Avicii*
*make snow angels on plush carpet in conference room*
*drink scotch and smoke at desk a la Don Draper*
—My Racist Boyfriend, upon reading my license plate holder
—My Boyfriend
(Source: invisiblechange, via fuckyeahloldemort)